no, he came in my armpit
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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