Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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