I'm drive I can fine osifer
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Holy shit dude........stairs
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
