i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Randomize
