we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
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