playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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