11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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