am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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