the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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