dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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