brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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