I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
tell me about the fingering
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