ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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