In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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