So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
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it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
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I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Randomize