Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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