Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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