I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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