I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
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I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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