HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
