Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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