I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
I did not marry a roomba.
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