They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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