ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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