So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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