Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
Randomize
