8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
found the other keg... it's in the tree
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
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Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Blood and glitter go together right?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
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I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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