Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Shame - the story of my life.
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