We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
you inspire me to be a worse person
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
