You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
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IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I love you.
Bad choice
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