I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
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And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize