You made me cry and you don't even care
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
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Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
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IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I came so hard my ears popped.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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