This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
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I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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