my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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