do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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