Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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