I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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