Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize