You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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