so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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