I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
