I have demons in me.
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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