And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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