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She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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