Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
what if I'm pregnant?
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Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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