We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
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