In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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