if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Randomize
