He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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