don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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