There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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