Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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