Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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