It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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