everyone is single if you try hard enough
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
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Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
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It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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