She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
My pussy is not your playground.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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