oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
no you cant smoke seaweed
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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