I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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